Archive for the ‘Written by Enforcer’ Category

The Dangers of Sleep Medications

Sunday, April 27th, 2008

One day, while my wife and I were on our way out the door to go shopping, I heard a faint high pitch noise coming from inside the building. I didn’t think much of the noise at the time, but after a few hours of shopping, I noticed the noise was still there when we returned home. Sleep Walking Guy

After unpacking our groceries, I walked through the building to investigate the noise. After a few brief minutes, I discovered which apartment the noise was coming from. Our apartment is on the first floor, and the one making the noise was all the way up on the third floor. I listened at the door and could hear the high pitch noise ringing loud. I could also hear a strange popping noise.

I knocked on the door… – No answer. I knocked louder… -Again, no answer. I then pounded the door so hard it felt like I was going to knock it off its hinges. I heard someone stirring inside. Now I’ve seen a lot of weird and unexpected things being an apartment manager, but I could not have guessed what I was about to see.

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Search Engine Results: A glimpse of this websites audience.

Monday, March 24th, 2008

One of the interesting parts of having your own website is having the opportunity to figure out how people are finding your website. There are a number of tools you can use to try to better understand the people that are reading your site and by better understanding your audience, you can improve your website and make it more valuable to the people that read it.

One of the tools I use is a search engine report. This basically shows me what words or phrases people are using in search engines when they find this website. Sometimes the queries make complete sense (“Funny Apartment Stories”), and sometimes I have no idea how a particular search term could be associated with my site (“Flaming bag of poop”)

So, I thought it might be kind of funny and interesting for you to see the last several months search terms that people have used to find the site. Who knows, maybe you will see the very phrase you used to find the site listed below.

Hit the link below to see the list, and leave us a comment telling us how you found http://www.apartmentmanageradventures.com


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Quick update: Visitor map added

Friday, February 15th, 2008

This is going to be brief, but I just wanted to let everyone know that we have added a fun little map at the bottom of the page that will show where people are visiting our site from. The map will be updated once a day and you will see yellow dots that show roughly where our readers are viewing the site from.

So take a moment and just scroll down to the very bottom of any page on the website to see where our readers are coming from.

UPDATE: Just for clarification to everyone, the map only shows the current days visitors, so you will only see dots for the people visiting the same day as you.