Okay, Now our apartment complex that we manage happens to be in a part of town that isn’t the greatest as far as crime goes. Its been improving slightly in recent years as the city has attempted to clean things up. But we still get plenty of … uh… what should I call them? “Interesting” people that pay our building a visit. Or just walking by at all times of day and night.
Its a secure building which means you cant get in without a key or being buzzed in. But there is an entry way that helps keep the heat of the building from escaping in the winter. These entry ways tend to attract homeless people, drunks, strange objects, and many other things.
One night a few years ago, my wife and mother in law (Mama) were hauling in some groceries into our apartment. My wife spotted a pile of something in the corner of the entryway. My wife asked her mom to investigate the bundle… it looked like just a bundle of clothing or something. Now I should mention that we have found all sorts of strange things on the property so we often assume the worst and hope for the best. So, she goes to investigate and as she gets ready to pick it up, something inside of it starts moving! This obviously scared her a bit because it was dark and it could be practically anything. What was even stranger is it started making this high pitch sort of whining sound that neither my wife or Mama were familiar with. They started debating on who would have to touch this heap of moving, whining, something, sitting near their feet. Eventually Mama took charge (I wasnt there to be the hero
) and went in. (click the link below to continue)
So what was it? Was it some sort of mystery gift from one of the local drunks? Was it just a shirt left behind that a mouse had made a home in? Did someone leave us their unwanted baby? Was it some sort of alien weapon?
Click here to see what is was.
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That’s right.. it was just a poor kitten someone had abandoned in our entry way. Our building does not allow pets, so we had to donate the kitten to the local animal shelter, but it sure was a relief to have a little kitten to deal with instead of something that should be turned into the police. (More on that to come in future posts)
Anyway, fairly anticlimactic, but we are just getting started. Trust me when I say this: We have some really amazing and crazy stories to share with you guys.. Why just last night, there was an attempted murder in one of our apartments. But I dont have the time to do that story justice just now… You’ll hear about it soon enough though.
So let us hear your thoughts, please leave a comment by clicking the comment link below and tell us what you think of this story, and tell us about the types of stories you would like to hear. Or if you have ever had anything left on your doorstep (flaming bag of poop anyone??) Tell us about it!

poor kitty!
This story would’ve been more crazy if mystery gift was a human baby…
your so heartless to turn that poor kitten out! You should have raised it as if it was your own!
Dude, there are a few different ethnic restaurants in town that offer top dollar to bail you out of a situation like that. kidding of course…
That’s the same way I found the greatest dog in the world!
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What a well written story. It was a cute kitty. The reason we didn’t know it was a kitty in all those clothes was that the temperature outside was -0 below. I think the kitty was really cold and it wasn’t making the normal kitty sounds. Over the years we also had rabbits and puppies and baby pigeons on our door step. We had one apartment where the tenants got mad and cried when we remove a nest of baby pigeons from their balcony (they were their pet babies). We had to remove the nest because the pigeons were making all the balconies a mess with all their poop (a serious health hazard). eck! and double eck!
I couldn’t understand some parts of this article tery Gift | Apartment Manager Adventures, but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.
Has anyone ever put a flaming bag of poop on your door step?
No I haven’t. well… I had a FAKE flaming bag of poop put on my porch once when I was in High School…
Now… have I ever put a flaming bag of poop on someone elses door step? well…. maybe. But that’s a whole different story all together now.